Darth Vader

Darth Vader is a former sex addict and current crack addict. He does sexual favours to Darth Sidious for Crack.

Darth Vaders Crabs
Darth Vader has extreme crabs and pink eye so to protect himself from withering away he was incased within a black suit of armour. He caught the pink eye from one wild night with renouned prostitute commander cody.

Occupation
Darth Vader works for a creepy old man who is an aged hooker whose dick is so wrinkly and saggy he needs a droid to scoot around under his robe and hold it off the ground. He finds this arousing. Darth Vader has to stay working for Darth Sidious because he is the only person who can supply him with the crack he needs. Darth Vader makes an annoying breathing sound, it is because he is weezy from all the crack he smokes. If it wasnt for the suit, Vader would be consumed by Crabs All over his body and also die of an overdose.